Here's a movie idea no one asked for:

A group of teenagers have a dream of competing in the Paralympic Games, but their dream is in danger when their beloved coach gets terribly sick. And things don't look promising with their substitute coach either. Sent there as punishment for his failures in the army, he is very strict, belittles them constantly, and has no sense of humor. The coach's name? Darth Vader.

Will the young athletes make it to the Space Paralympic Games? Can the power of friendship prove to be stronger than the Dark Side? Will Darth Vader find his humanity, with his failure at defending the Death Star being the first falling domino in his eventual return to the Light Side? I guess you'll have to watch the movie to find out!

(This is not the dumbest thing I've ever written, but it's probably Top 5)